{"id":1448,"date":"2011-08-04T18:56:08","date_gmt":"2011-08-04T18:56:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ollmetzer.com\/?p=1448"},"modified":"2011-08-04T18:56:08","modified_gmt":"2011-08-04T18:56:08","slug":"gnarf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ollmetzer.com\/?p=1448","title":{"rendered":"*GNARF!*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mannmannmann. Heute war mal wieder einer <em>dieser<\/em> Tage. Fing eigentlich ganz nett an &#8211; mit einem gemeinsamen Fr\u00fchst\u00fcck im Kollegenkreis.<br \/>\nDanach ging es kontinuierlich bergab. Eigentlich m\u00fcsste mein Schreibtisch so langsam ringsrum Bissspuren haben.<\/p>\n<p>Zur Entsch\u00e4digung habe ich mir gerade eine nette Kleinigkeit geg\u00f6nnt: Auf dem Balkon sitzen, etwas Gr\u00fcn vor der Nase, eine Tasse erstklassigen Kaffee geniessen und dazu ein St\u00fcck fiesesten Schokokuchen &#8211; von einem Barbapapa Teller. So!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1447\" style=\"width: 490px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-1447\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ollmetzer.com\/?attachment_id=1447\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1447\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1447\" title=\"Seelentr\u00f6ster\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ollmetzer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/balkonkuchen-480x360.jpg\" alt=\"Seelentr\u00f6ster\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ollmetzer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/balkonkuchen-480x360.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.ollmetzer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/balkonkuchen.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1447\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Seelentr\u00f6ster<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mannmannmann. Heute war mal wieder einer dieser Tage. Fing eigentlich ganz nett an &#8211; mit einem gemeinsamen Fr\u00fchst\u00fcck im Kollegenkreis. Danach ging es kontinuierlich bergab. Eigentlich m\u00fcsste mein Schreibtisch so langsam ringsrum Bissspuren haben. Zur Entsch\u00e4digung habe ich mir gerade eine nette Kleinigkeit geg\u00f6nnt: Auf dem Balkon sitzen, etwas Gr\u00fcn vor der Nase, eine Tasse [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ollmetzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ollmetzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ollmetzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ollmetzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ollmetzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1448"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ollmetzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1448\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1449,"href":"https:\/\/www.ollmetzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1448\/revisions\/1449"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ollmetzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ollmetzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ollmetzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}