{"id":343,"date":"2008-04-17T18:25:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-17T16:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ollmetzer\/?p=343"},"modified":"2010-05-30T18:49:35","modified_gmt":"2010-05-30T16:49:35","slug":"dabei-sein-ist-alles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ollmetzer.com\/?p=343","title":{"rendered":"Dabei sein ist alles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wer wirklich \u00fcberall dabei sein will und alles ausprobieren muss, dem kann ich nur dringendst empfehlen, sich bei <a href=\"http:\/\/www.uselessaccount.com\/\"  title=\"Useless Accounts\" target=\"useless\">uselessaccount.com<\/a> anzumelden. Auf der Site werden 5 gute Gr\u00fcnde daf\u00fcr genannt:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A Useless Account allows you unlimited account editing! You&#8217;re bound to use it at least once!<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re addicted to signing up to account-requiring websites the moment they&#8217;re released just so no one else takes your usual username.<\/li>\n<li>Get the hot blooded rush of waiting to see if submitting your email address lands you offers of $uper D!$c0unt Ci@li$ (it won&#8217;t)<\/li>\n<li>Upgrade your account creating ability to +20.<\/li>\n<li>Impress your friends with your ability to tab through form fields and arrow through saved field values!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Okay &#8211; <em>wirklich wichtige<\/em> Digerati sind da nat\u00fcrlich schon l\u00e4ngst&#8230; ;-)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wer wirklich \u00fcberall dabei sein will und alles ausprobieren muss, dem kann ich nur dringendst empfehlen, sich bei uselessaccount.com anzumelden. Auf der Site werden 5 gute Gr\u00fcnde daf\u00fcr genannt: A Useless Account allows you unlimited account editing! You&#8217;re bound to use it at least once! You&#8217;re addicted to signing up to account-requiring websites the moment [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fundstuecke","category-onlinedienste"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ollmetzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ollmetzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ollmetzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ollmetzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ollmetzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ollmetzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ollmetzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ollmetzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ollmetzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}